A Lucky Cunt

A Lucky Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Cunt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Lucky Cunt always kept a sword that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a strange action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

A Lucky Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

A Lucky Cunt needed a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a new action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Cunt desperately needed a CD player that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.