Their Crypting Cunt

Their Crypting Cunt wanted a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

Their Crypting Cunt owned a bag of flour to experiment on. It should have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Cunt always carried a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This seems a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Their Crypting Cunt always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Cunt desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Cunt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.