The Lovely Cunt

The Lovely Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Lovely Cunt owned a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Cunt searched for a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Cunt desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Cunt looked for a vibrator that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.