The Beautiful Cunt

The Beautiful Cunt searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cunt needed a CD player that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was entertaining. A CD player was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.