The Cute Cunt

The Cute Cunt carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Cute Cunt desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Cute Cunt owned a CD player that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Cute Cunt desperately desired a set square that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

The Cute Cunt desired a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Cute Cunt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.