A Confused Cunt

A Confused Cunt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

A Confused Cunt always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Confused Cunt desperately desired a tomato to put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato being the item selected.

A Confused Cunt desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Confused Cunt always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.