My Orange Cunt

My Orange Cunt desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

My Orange Cunt often carried a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

My Orange Cunt had a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Orange Cunt desperately searched for a computer that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.

My Orange Cunt desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

My Orange Cunt desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.