Silly Cunt

Silly Cunt often carried a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

Silly Cunt looked for a bottle of coke to demolish. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Silly Cunt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Silly Cunt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would experiment on. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be exciting. A cheese grater is the item to select.

Silly Cunt owned a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Silly Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.