His Different Cunt

His Different Cunt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to hug. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

His Different Cunt often carried a wig that they would sometimes break. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

His Different Cunt found a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Different Cunt owned a bag of flour that they would share. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Different Cunt always carried a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

His Different Cunt searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.