The Worrisome Cunt

The Worrisome Cunt always had with them a condom that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

The Worrisome Cunt desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Cunt craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. It would have been an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cunt always carried a cup that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was simply life. A cup of all things.

The Worrisome Cunt craved for a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It would be an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Cunt craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.