The Unusual Cunt

The Unusual Cunt carried a set of lego that they would break. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Cunt needed a dildo that they liked to play with. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Unusual Cunt desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

The Unusual Cunt searched for a hat that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Cunt needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Cunt craved for a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.