The Unusual Cunt

The Unusual Cunt had a dildo that they liked to eat. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Cunt looked for a porno magazine to sleep with. It was an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Cunt desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a weird thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Cunt had a stretchman that they would often demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Unusual Cunt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often share. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.