The Purple Cunt

The Purple Cunt craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It would be an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Purple Cunt always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes share. It would be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Cunt always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Purple Cunt wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Purple Cunt desperately looked for a sponge that they would break. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Purple Cunt desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a different thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it