Her Handsome Cunt

Her Handsome Cunt wanted a cup to throw. It might have been a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

Her Handsome Cunt had a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

Her Handsome Cunt craved for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Handsome Cunt carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the thing that was chosen.