A Bewildered Cunt

A Bewildered Cunt craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A set of lego is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Cunt always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

A Bewildered Cunt found a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Cunt carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Cunt had a rubber chicken to eat. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Cunt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.