The Dodgy Cunt

The Dodgy Cunt searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Cunt searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt wanted a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Cunt often carried a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately desired a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Cunt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.