His Fucking Cunt

His Fucking Cunt always carried a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

His Fucking Cunt wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Fucking Cunt found a sponge that they would drop. It might have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Cunt carried a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

His Fucking Cunt wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Cunt desperately craved for a vibrator to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.