My Curious Cunt

My Curious Cunt always kept a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

My Curious Cunt craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Curious Cunt desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

My Curious Cunt often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Curious Cunt always had with them a bat that they liked to eat. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was out of this world. A bat being the chosen thing.

My Curious Cunt looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.