The Dodgy Cunt

The Dodgy Cunt found a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Dodgy Cunt owned a wig that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Cunt always kept a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It might be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.