My Eccentric Cunt

My Eccentric Cunt found a hat to smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

My Eccentric Cunt desperately searched for a mug that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug of all things.

My Eccentric Cunt found a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

My Eccentric Cunt searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Cunt often carried a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Cunt often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.