The Big Cunt

The Big Cunt desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Big Cunt found a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Cunt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Big Cunt desperately needed a cup that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Cunt often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Big Cunt owned a dildo that they would often share. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A dildo was the item that was chosen.