A Exceptional Cunt

A Exceptional Cunt desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Exceptional Cunt had a little monkey that they would break. It is a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Cunt always had with them a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

A Exceptional Cunt desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Exceptional Cunt always kept a hat that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A hat being the chosen item.

A Exceptional Cunt wanted a cup to eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.