The Curious Cunt

The Curious Cunt owned a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Curious Cunt desperately wanted a tomato that they would often play with. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Curious Cunt owned a mug that they would often throw. One might find this to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Cunt owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Curious Cunt always carried a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pint of cider having that done to it

The Curious Cunt had a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.