My Lonely Cunt

My Lonely Cunt always carried a helmet that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cunt searched for a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It was an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Cunt searched for a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Cunt found a teapot that they liked to break. It was a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A teapot being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Cunt carried a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cunt craved for a can of coke that they liked to drop. It might have been a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to select.