The Eccentric Cunt

The Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Cunt always kept a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Cunt searched for a stretchman that they liked to share. One might say this is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt always kept a radiator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to smash. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

The Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.