Her Jolly Cunt

Her Jolly Cunt needed a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Cunt desperately wanted a helmet to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A helmet is the thing to choose.

Her Jolly Cunt found a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

Her Jolly Cunt needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Jolly Cunt owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.