The Famous Cunt

The Famous Cunt wanted a toilet brush to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Cunt had a lava lamp that they would often smash. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Cunt craved for a bat that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Famous Cunt carried a porno magazine that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Cunt desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Cunt always had with them a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.