A Grumpy Cunt

A Grumpy Cunt found a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Cunt carried a sword that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Cunt had a computer that they would play with. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A computer being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Cunt owned a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.

A Grumpy Cunt always carried a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Cunt found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.