My Weary Cunt

My Weary Cunt needed a sword that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

My Weary Cunt always had with them a pencil sharpener to put on his head. This seems a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

My Weary Cunt desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to share. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Weary Cunt needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Weary Cunt had a mug to worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Cunt desired a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to select.