Round Cunt

Round Cunt carried a computer that they would break. It was a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Round Cunt always carried a helmet that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

Round Cunt desperately wanted a hat that they would hug. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Round Cunt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Round Cunt looked for a pint of cider to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Round Cunt always kept a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.