Her Energetic Cunt

Her Energetic Cunt owned a teapot that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A teapot is the thing to select.

Her Energetic Cunt had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Her Energetic Cunt carried a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Her Energetic Cunt carried a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Cunt looked for a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Energetic Cunt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.