Beautiful Cunt

Beautiful Cunt always carried a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Cunt desperately wanted a spade that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Cunt searched for a helmet to share. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet being the item selected.

Beautiful Cunt desired a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Beautiful Cunt often carried a sponge to share. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge would be the item chosen.

Beautiful Cunt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.