The Determined Cunt

The Determined Cunt craved for a can of Tango that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Determined Cunt looked for a tomato to sleep with. It might be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Determined Cunt always kept a mug to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Determined Cunt owned a vibrator that they liked to play with. It should be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Determined Cunt found a little monkey that they would often share. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Determined Cunt found a rubber chicken to share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.