The Cheerful Cunt

The Cheerful Cunt needed a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Cunt always carried a block of cheese to sleep with. This seems an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Cunt desperately wanted a cucumber to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Cunt always kept a sponge that they sometimes annihilate It would have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Cunt wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Cunt always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.