Their Green Cunt

Their Green Cunt needed a sponge that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Green Cunt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Green Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

Their Green Cunt searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Green Cunt always kept a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

Their Green Cunt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.