Boring Cunt

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Boring Cunt craved for a mug to worship. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

Boring Cunt always had with them a little monkey that they liked to break. It is a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Boring Cunt always carried a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Boring Cunt wanted a can of coke to worship. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Cunt wanted a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

Boring Cunt wanted a ball to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.