Brainy Cunt

Brainy Cunt carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Brainy Cunt always had with them a wig that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig having that done to it

Brainy Cunt always kept a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Brainy Cunt owned a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Brainy Cunt looked for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Brainy Cunt always carried a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item selected.