Her Lucky Cunt

Her Lucky Cunt owned a pint of cider to worship. It was a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Lucky Cunt desperately needed a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

Her Lucky Cunt searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Lucky Cunt often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lucky Cunt wanted a set square to put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lucky Cunt often carried a dildo that they would experiment on. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.