The Cute Cunt

The Cute Cunt desperately looked for a helmet that they would often demolish. This could be considered a curious action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Cunt desperately desired a stapler that they would annihilate It is a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Cunt craved for a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Cute Cunt always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge of all things.

The Cute Cunt desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of cider being the item selected.

The Cute Cunt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.