The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Retarded Cunt always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Retarded Cunt carried a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Retarded Cunt had a cucumber that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Cunt desperately desired a pen that they would eat. It should have been an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pen is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Cunt desired a crown to embrace. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.