The Adventurous Cunt

The Adventurous Cunt always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Cunt needed a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was magnificent. A porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Cunt always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Cunt had a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was amazing. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.