Their Bewildered Cunt

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be exciting. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Cunt always had with them a CD player that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt often carried a computer that they would often smash. This seems a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A computer being the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Cunt needed a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.