The Talented Cunt

The Talented Cunt found a toilet brush to sleep with. It would be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Cunt often carried a bag of poop that they would drop. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Cunt owned a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Talented Cunt desired a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Cunt needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Talented Cunt searched for a cheese grater that they would often play with. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.