The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt desperately craved for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Cunt desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Cunt always carried a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Retarded Cunt often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to eat. This seems a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Cunt owned a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.