His Orange Cunt

His Orange Cunt always had with them a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a weird operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

His Orange Cunt desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Orange Cunt desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Orange Cunt desired a toilet brush that they liked to smash. It would be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Orange Cunt desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

His Orange Cunt desired a set of lego that they would often play with. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.