A Funny Cunt

A Funny Cunt owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Funny Cunt desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often embrace. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

A Funny Cunt owned a dildo to annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Cunt desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Cunt owned a teapot to hug. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Funny Cunt often carried a mug that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.