The Beautiful Cunt

The Beautiful Cunt found a condom that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Cunt desired a big sponge to hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cunt desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Cunt always had with them a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cunt always had with them a hat to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was simply life. A hat being the thing opted for.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.