My Bum Loving Dildo

My Bum Loving Dildo carried a set square that they would put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Dildo desired a big sponge to drop. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Dildo craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Dildo desperately wanted a set square that they would often experiment on. It is a different activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. A set square would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Dildo owned a spade that they would often smash. This is certainly a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Dildo often carried a condom that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.