The Horny Dildo

The Horny Dildo often carried a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Dildo desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Horny Dildo desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Horny Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It might be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Dildo desperately craved for a tomato to throw. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Dildo desired a can of coke that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.