Orange Dildo

Orange Dildo always had with them a sword that they would sometimes smash. This seems an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

Orange Dildo always carried a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Orange Dildo found a bottle of beer that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Orange Dildo searched for a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Orange Dildo desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Dildo wanted a cup that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.